Rock and effing roll, baby! Me and Stephon have come to take over the big house, hehe! We just arrived at the Blue Velvet, and we're...

Me and Stephon are having a friggin blast, man! Good music and beers all the way! I was doing an impression of my ex-girlfriend and what...

Well, after all that damn cleaning, I decided to spice up this dull and boring day with a nice ice cold wrench! I love this damn drink so...

Man, I really hate cleaning... My place was in such a filthy mess. I spent a couple of hours cleaning as soon as I got up from my nap....

I knew I wasn't gonna be able to get up for work today, so I called in and took a vacation day off. I got home at around 5:30am, and I...

Well, I had a blast tonight! I'm pretty loaded right now, and it's all blurry! I forgot to call Tara earlier, so I decided to call her...

Genevieve was pretty upset tonight. She came into the Rattlesnake all riled up and ready to pick a fight. She even snapped at me, her...

Yeah baby, yeah! I’m still at the Rattlesnake, and I’m getting pretty damn loaded, hehe! This gentleman promotion is so badass. I’m...

I’m still partying it up at the Rattlesnake! This whole guys night promotion is just frigging awesome, man! The booze is so incredibly...

Man, what a crappy start to the first day of February... I slept in too late again, and I only got about an hour left before I have to go...