I Forgot to Call Work!

I’m having such a bloody good time that I forgot to call work! I was sitting and talking with Tara when my phone rang. I answered it, and there was my boss asking me where the hell I was. I apologized and said that I meant to call in and take a vacation day, but I ran into a bunch of problems, like my stove shooting sparks everywhere, and forgot to call in. Fortunately, my boss was very forgiving and marked the day down as a vacation day off!