What a disaster! Me and Tara were still drunk and getting a bit hungry, so I wanted to make us some eggs and toast. I don't know what the heck I did. As I was cooking, the pan caught on fire. The flames even nearly dropped to the floor. Tara came in panicking and yelling at me. I really scared the shit out of her, and I scared the shit out of myself too. Man, that was a close one. I tried to comfort Tara as best as I could by kissing her cheek and telling her it's okay. I definitely won't be cooking when I'm this drunk again that's for sure.
