At the Rattlesnake with Stephon

I got off work a little while ago, and now I'm just at the Rattlesnake enjoying some nice cold drinks with my bro Stephon! Man, there was this drunk chick who was completely hammered and was hitting on me and Stephon. We both told her that we were taken already, but she continued on. It got to the point where she came up to us and said, "I'll let you boys fight over my panties." Stephon poked me and laughed so effing hard, lol! We went to the couch in the TV area to get away from that chick, and now we're just chatting and having some more drinks. Good times!