Booze Is like a Best Friend

Well, it's almost that time again... it's almost time to go to work. I'm just sipping back on some good booze to get me going for the evening. You know, booze is the next thing to a best friend. It's always there for you when you need help, it makes you feel better, and it solves problems. I remember when I first met my good friend, booze. I was 13 years old and we instantly became friends and remained friends for all these years! Good friends last forever!