Had a Blast at the Oasis and Now a Drunken Walk Home

I had a pretty damn good time at the Oasis tonight. After hanging outside with cactus man for a bit, I played some guitar and sang some songs for the crowd. I got some cheers but no tips, cheap bastards... Just kidding! It was all good and fun. After my guitar performance, I went to the bar for a couple of more drinks to finish off the night. Now, I’m just about to take a nice long drunken walk home. I’m pretty flippin hammered!