Found Something Cool on My Way Home

I just got home from the Oasis. Man, was it ever a long drunken walk! Also, on my way home, I found this weird box thing lying on the ground. It looked pretty phat, so I took it. I wonder what the heck it is. Well, I’m beat and still drunk. I’m gonna head to bed and get some sleep. At least I don’t have to get up early because I got the day off!