Since it was such a beautiful evening outside, I decided to walk home from work today. Damn, while I was walking home, I saw this lady. I swear it looked like she wasn’t wearing any pants and was half naked. I had to rub my eyes and take a second look, and that’s when I noticed her pants were pretty close to the same color as her skin. They were also pretty flippen tight on her. It was so hard to tell, lol.