I'm not a happy camper right now. My dishwasher broke when I turned it on to wash the dishes. I guess that's what you get when you buy generic brand shit. My nerves are so rattled that I had to make myself a nice cold drink. Anyways, I just called the repairman, and he should be here soon to fix the dishwasher. It better not be too expensive to fix, or I'll have to pour myself another drink. By the time I get to work, I'm gonna end up being drunk.
